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SHREK 1: 8.1
I would have to think this movie is as close as any movie gets to being impossible to like. It is honestly just objectively excellent. This review will not be too long. Everyone reading this has seen Shrek or knows what Shrek is. If you don’t I think you might be a baby that was…
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Lady Bird: 7.6
Rotten Tomatoes gave this a 99%. I mean.. To call this movie basically perfect is a BIT of an overreaction lol. Nominated for a bunch of awards, not sure how many they won. Also on a ton of lists of BEST movies of the 21st century. I think this score makes absolutely perfect sense. This…
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CUT OFF: 5
This is one of the most ridiculous movies I have ever seen in my life. I hate that the score is what it is. It actually was 4.7 but I rounded to 5 because of the title of the movie and the very last scene in the movie. Fantastic lol. But also, so incredibly ridiculous.…
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HOUSE PARTY (2023): 6.2
This movie got zero love from Rotten Tomatoes and IMBD. Fuck them. This is why you come to me. I am not a movie snob overanalyzing a film. Look, this is the definition of just a good movie. It is wholesome fun. Start to finish. The premise is beyond silly, but in a good way.…